Mum: Go clean your room.
Me: no
Liam Payne: Go watch a bunch of ghetto songs because I say so
Me: OK MASTER

wandxerection:

Liam Payne ‏@Real_Liam_Payne

ello little niall

Niall on facebook?

guydirectioners:

Louis’ bitch face at its best. (talking about The Wanted)

the-oasis:

woah :O most amazing photo of france i have ever seen 

year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry mychild. lay down as i sing to you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: TELL ME I'M A SCREWED UP MESS THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN